加菲猫令人喷饭的经典台词(中英对照版)

 

加菲猫无人不晓,他说过的话更是被人们奉为经典,下面博华推荐了一些比较经典的,你可以背下来,丰富自己的知识。

 
  Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & visa. 钞票不是万能的 , 有时还需要信用卡 .

  One should love animals. they are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物 , 因为它们很好吃 .

  Love the neighbor. but don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居 , 不过不要让她的老公知道 .

  Behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

  Every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚 , 幸福不是永久的嘛 .

 

  The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的 , 结婚的人很难再聪明起来 .

  Success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词 , 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系) .

  Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口 , 今天就要找好 .

  Love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片 ,需要大量的暗房时间来培养 .

  Children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外 , 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 .

  “Your future depends on your dreams.” so go to sleep. ” 现在的梦想决定着你的将来 “, 所以还是再睡一会吧 .

 

  There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天 , 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来 .
  “Hard work never kills anybody.” but why take the risk? ” 努力工作不会导致死亡 !” 不过我不会用自己去证明 .

  “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! ” 工作好有意思耶 !” 尤其是看着别人工作 .

  God made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚 , 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

  When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的 , 三个人才是 !

  A dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就像铁丝网 , 它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看 .

  The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多;忘记的越多,忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

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